Tuesday, April 18, 2006

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LATEST UPDATE 27 APRIL @ BOTTOM OF THE PAGE (CARLA'S FIRST POST)

HelpMeGetSex.com

Help me get 25 million hits, so I can sleep with the girl above. But that's not all, when we hit 25 million, you get to see her boobies!

The Bet

Hi everyone, I'm James. Above you, you see the reason why I started this webpage. Carla, ahh, yes, Carla, Carla, Carla.

A group of us were out drinking last week and we got pissed, and I mean wasted... Carla and I have always flirted (and I've always had a crush on her), but she always had a boyfriend. Anyway, the other night she came out and we were drinking, and she said she was single, having just broken up from her boyfriend. I thought that this was my chance to finally get her into bed. As we got more drunk I got more confident. I'd put away some strong, and I mean STRONG cocktails. And in the end I just blurted out, (no doubt slurring and spitting) 'Carla, I really wanna have sex with you!'

She looked surprised and said, 'Jamie [I hate it when she calls me that], I wanna stay single for a while.' Fuck. We're really good friends, I'm sat here pissed, and I thought I may have just ruined our friendship.

'Jamie [thank God she called me that, she wasn't mad], I'll tell you what, you prove how much you want me and then you can have me.'

And so from there we spent an hour discussing the basis of an arrangement that would ultimately result in me getting laid. The only good idea we came up with was a website... What's the purpose? If I can put enough effort in to get a certain number of people to visit the site, then I am worthy. The conversation went something like this...

'How many people?' I asked.

'Fourty million.' She shrugged here. SHRUGGED. Fourty million hits, what the fuck?!

'I was thinking five thousand.'

'Five thousand, no chance. Twenty-five million.'

'How am I supposed to get that?' (I still don't know btw.)

'If I'm not worth it then don't try.'

'Fine, I'll get twenty-five million hits.'

'And if you fail you owe me $100.'

I thought long and hard here. I thought about the people who would look on the webpage.

'Well how long do I have?'

'A year.'

'Ok, only if I can film it if I win, and put it on the net.' (Hey, what can I say? I'm only a guy!)

'Ha ha... No.'

'Well what do the people who visit my page win if I win?' (I am a thoughtful guy though, hey?)

'I dunno, a picture of me topless?' Cha-cha ching, JACKPOT!

'Deal.'

'Deal.'

And so, unbelievably, we came up with terms for this, the most epic bet in the history on humanity. And Carla and I never, ever back out of bets. I called her the next day, just in case; but she's sure she has $100 her way and she even said 'And if I lose, they're only boobies!'

I NEED YOUR HELP

Guys - no, men - no, brothers; I need your help. Please get the url of this website everywhere. Save it as your homepage, in blogs, on your myspace profile page, as a signature for everything possible, send emails, put it as your MSN or AIM name, tell your friends, tell your family. Do it for MANkind. And your prize will be to see some of the nicest shaped boobies on God's green Earth.

I'll keep you all posted.

Jamie ;-)

UPDATE 20 APRIL

You guys are unbelievable. It's been 24 hours since I put the website up and already we've had over 1000 hits. I sat Carla down, she's seen and (ha ha) laughed nervously. I told her to practise her poses...

Please e-mail me with any ideas on how to generate more interest/(FREE!!!) traffic by either leaving a comment or e-mailing me at helpmegetsex@yahoo.com. Don't be shy, any ideas and comments. LETS SEE THESE GOD DAMNED TITTIES!!! You could become a part of this sites success. I will post funny or interesting comments that you guys make in an email and I will try to reply to you all.

Keep up the good work guys and please please please tell everyone you know, and everyone you don't. (It is a great conversation piece) Get the word out, especially online. I know we can do this.

Finally, take care,

James

UPDATE 21 APRIL

Anyone, I'll say it again; ANYONE can post a comment. Sorry I didn't do this immediately, but now you all can. I will moderate it because this is supposed to be fun, and I don't want fighting or bitching or the dreaded spam. We should all be focussed together on seeing those TITTIES!!!

I've had a few people (matt, and Tree (Theresa, a girl :-0 - who also wants to get some ;-) who are using myspace bulletins; that's a damned brilliant idea - all your friends will see it and check it out. Imagine the endless possibilities, there are 73 million myspace accounts. We need to aim to start a chain, so that this page circles the whole of myspace, and maybe the whole internet. Also I thought about emails. If you send a chain-mail to all of your contacts and ask them to do the same then this site will explode...

(For those of you who are REALLY determined to help us reach the mighty 25million hits summit then you might wanna check these out to spread our word; www.digg.com, www.spymy.com, www.flogz.com, www.fark.com, aworldofhelp.com/home/index2.htm. I have 28 of these sites. I'm just going to post 5 a day so those who really want to help me spread the word can do it easily.)

Carla's currently contemplating the idea of being famous. LOL. She is loving the whole scope that we have for this site. I have a feeling that you guys are going to make this huge. I'll try to update tomorrow.

Look after yourself and keep spreading the word,

Jimmy A

P.S. In response to an email; the only reason there is ONE profit making ad on here is to recoup the money I spent on buying the www.helpmegetsex.com link. (The 'Got Game?' ad is merely an exchange with a link partner). I feel this is fair enough as I am only a poor student. It's a real shame because this site is primarily about fun and some have to believe it's part of a big money-making conspiracy. If you feel that it is a big problem then a, don't click the ads, or b, write to me at helpgetmesex@yahoo.com. I will listen to ANY comments or suggestions and take them all on board.

UPDATE 22 APRIL

Today I am a pig... apparently!

Hi all. Just a note that the page hits are unique visitors and not page loads. Check the 'view my stats' link underneath the counter to take a look.

For today's die-hard allies check out these links for promotion. http://www.i-am-bored.com/, http://www.metafilter.com/, http://reddit.com/, http://www.newsvine.com/?pp=1, www.boingboing.net. I would love to do it all myself but I'm busy with essays until Tuesday, then I can do all of this more religiously.

JhAvei sent me an interesting e-mail entitled 'your a pig!'. The content consisted of ramblings about how I was taking advantage of a drunk girl. It was mildly amusing considering Carla actually initiated the whole premise of a bet, with the reward of sex. I merely set the terms, for you guys, of SEEING THOSE TITTIES! I sent back an e-mail saying such - and decided against attacking him for is observation - the dialogue clearly points to Carla's role in instigating this fantastic idea - or indeed grammar - 'You're a pig!' surely JhAvei!

Thank you all for your emails. I do reply to all of them, unless there is nothing really to reply to. It is interesting to me that women seem to be getting into this as much as the men. Steph sent me a message with the rather bland title, suggesting to a mild and vague interest in this site; 'omg your website is AMAZING'. The body was funny too; 'As a girl I know I shouldn't be supportive of this, but I think its fucking amazing!'

Well, you know something Steph, so do I ;-)

But send less emails and leave comments at the bottom so you can all see it. If it can be said in a comment then put it there, if not then go ahead, I love getting your emails. It adds another layer of depth to the site and makes it more interesting if you can all comment and all talk among each other. I'll pick out the best (or worst) comments so that we can all laugh, or cry, or whatever.

Watch your backs and keep your noses clean,

Mr. James Alexander Esq.

UPDATE 24 APRIL


Hi guys. This site is taking off, but slowly... We need big backing from a big site, such as http://www.collegehumor.com/, or http://www.ebaumsworld.com/. So here is what I propose to you guys. I will post a site a day, with huge traffic, and as many of you as possible will then contact that site, along with me, to hope that they will show our tiny little site on their pages. As soon as they realize that the site is popular then it is far more likely that they will post a link to us on their homepage. More people will find out, and they will tell more people, and then BANG, we're onto a winner. Today we are going to concentrate on collegehumor.com as this site is absolutely huge. (UPDATE - Collegehumor.com decided to link to us. Full respect to them, please visit their page at www.collegehumor.com right now.)

If anyone knows other huge sites who may help then please drop them, or me, an email.

Other News: Carla is going to write her own update within the week. She's been busy and has wanted to for a while, but didn't get round to it due to work. I'm sure some of you are very excited about this as it gives you all the chance to learn about her some more. If you want to give her something to write about, maybe by sending in some questions, then email me here, helpmegetsex@yahoo.com.

That's it for today. Keep up your good work and take care of yourselves.

Jimmy Alexander

UPDATE 25 APRIL

Hey guys. Carla has had zero, yeah that's right, nil, yep, nadda questions sent in. She's devestated. We're getting loads of mail, just not for her. So she wanted me to put up a more smiley pic to inspire you guys.

Need more inspiration? Yeah? Ok, here's what I'll do. When we reach 25,000 hits I will post a picture of our queen so that you can all check out her smokin' body. Get those people visiting...

P.S. The comments section is now up and running for anyone who wants to post... Sorry, I thought I had sorted it... I hadn't!



UPDATE 26 APRIL
Yes indeed sceptics, Carla is wearing the same shirt... your point? She said the shirt looks good in photos. So, how about you decide what to get her to wear in the next photo? Seem fair? Cool.
Right, do we want another shirt or a tight top? And trousers, a skirt or hotpants? Rumor has it that Carla is going to buy something sexy before she strips to just her panties. And another rumor has it that she will post... tomorrow. There is a problem though because there are only a few questions. Keep them coming at helpmegetsex@yahoo.com.
We have our own group on facebook, I'll get the name so you can all search and join.
Apparently girls want to see my face... Shock, horror. I don't know why. Perhaps I am becoming the light for men everywhere to try harder ;) Carla and I discussed this yesterday and feel that the mystery is better. HOWEVER, if you think it's very important or very unimportant then drop us a line.
Today I ask that you submit to ebaumsworld, another huge site. Feel free to send a pic of Carla. Go here if you want to help me out: http://upload.ebaumsworld.com/.
Cheers guys,
Big day tomorrow; the woman speaks!
James
P.S. Please all check out www.collegehumor.com for linking to us.
(IMPORTANT: THIS LINK IS PART OF A LINK EXCHANGE, NOT A PROFIT-MAKING ADVERT. IT IS INCLUDED TO THANK COLLEGEHUMOR.COM FOR SUPPORTING US.)
This is a huge site and they've taken our little page under their wing. The least I could do is ask you guys to check them out. (This shows what we're capable of if we all get behind this and ask the big-boys for support. Thanks to you all who submitted to collegehumor.com! Looks like we're a huge step close to SEEING THOSE TITTIES! YOU ALL RULE!)

UPDATE 27 APRIL

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, behold. Today is a very special day indeed. I promised you all two things, and today is the day that both promises will be fulfilled. With the help of collegehumor.com and you, the loyal followers of this noble site, we have more than doubled our hit count from when I posted yesterday, which means that we all get to see Carla's body (covered up ----- for now!!!!), and this space will be her forum to talk until she has no words left to say. With this picture I leave her to speak...

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Hi boys (and girls)...

This whole thing is absolutely amazing. My jaw dropped when I realised that I had to have a photo taken this morning, and just how much support you're all putting in to see me topless. To be honest I am a little nervous. But a bet is a bet. Maybe I should start a site asking you not to visit this one, ha ha ;) Just kidding, I quite like being the center of attention (who doesn't, hey girls!)

You have all been asking about Jamie (he pretends not to like when I call him that, but really he loves it...), he is one of the funniest men I have ever met. No, actually the funniest single man I have ever met.

I was reading through the questions sent in and rafael rashid sent, 'I suggest you write about……stupid pussified men that will do anything to sleep with someone.' Let me talk about that rafael, because you seem to have the wrong idea. Jamie is no 'stupid pussified' man. We were drunk and as usual we came up with a fun idea; which is typical when you spend time with him. Usually these ideas consist of something either completely stupid or completely hilarious. This one, however, took the biscuit. I couldn't say no. Jamie isn't a man that you want to say 'no' to, because you always have a far better time by saying yes! I'd go as far to say, raffa, that he is an alpha-male. The fact that he's doing this site shows this surely; he hates losing bets. You go on to assume that he has never been laid, etc. Well, girls tend to flock around him at parties because he's so fun. He gets on with most guys too. Ladies, he has something that most men lack, and something that we all loooovvvvvveeeee. Jimmy has charm. So rafael, perhaps the 'stupid pussified' men are the ones who write e-mails to other men and fire accusations at them when they actually have no idea... Sound familiar to you? Yeah! Don't write back!

On another note, now I have that off my (34 D) chest, thank you to everyone who sent in questions and nice emails. Because you were so sweet I'll answer them (and have just answered one for the 7 of you who asked about that! ;-)

A few of you have asked whether I will feel used or uncomfortable about appearing naked on the world wide web. In South American countries, and Europe, walking down a beach and seeing topless women is just normal. Also I'm not going to appear completely naked guys (that answers another question) or 'spread' (some of you are just plain rude!)

Would I have slept with James anyway? He or I have been in relationships before when the other is single. It's never really been possible. Then, on the 16th (I'm good at just slipping these answers in!!!), we were both single. I don't want to rush into a relationship with him because he's so special. Also I had literally just finished with another guy. I don't know if we would have slept together. Sometimes us girls don't know fully that we are sexually attracted to someone that we get on with until we're told. When he said he wanted to sleep with me it hit me that in time it probably would happen. The counter is (literally, at the top of this page) ticking away, and then hopefully we'll both be ready.

js said 'why dont you stop being a bitch and have sex with the dude? he clearly likes you and you are just using that to put him in this kind of position. Whats your damn problem'. I just answered that js, you can sit with rafael on the sidelines, and not come back!

So I ask you all to keep visiting until we hit 24 million hits, then stop please. I really want this $100!

Wow, this is really fun. I promise that I'll post again soon.

I love you all,

C xxx <3

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Carla has left the building. By the way, I had to break her balls on the counter analogy; that was a real low-point! Those of you offended by reading such garbage, please recognize that the young girl was under a lot of pressure and it isn't a reflection of the rest of the site. email her at helpmegetsex@yahoo.com to write some abuse. (I'm just kidding, she's a feisty little one... I almost feel sorry for 'raffa' and js.)

That post was eye-opening to all of us. Why am I doing this site again?

I'M DOING IT FOR MAN, FOR US EVERYWHERE. DON'T WORRY, I'M HERE TO STAY. LET'S SEE THOSE TITTIES!!! (did you hear I'm alpha? You just saw it there!!! ;-)

Please keep posting here, to get them to post us... http://upload.ebaumsworld.com/

I have something just huge in the pipeline to make this site far more interactive. And it involves you. I'll tell you all about it tomorrow.

Take care all,

James

P.S. The hit counter is at the very top of the page!!!! AND... (thanks to John R. for this) Please post my new banner EVERYWHERE!!!

196 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll add the link to my blog;) Good luck!!:D

*Girl from Norway*:)

11:45 AM  
Blogger regclewley said...

Try cutting and pasting Carla's head on a bunch of nude pictures useing photoshop. Animate the pictures to simuate various sex acts. This will exponentially increase the hits to your blog and could get you the requesite 25 million hits in a week or less.

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep it UP!!!

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work!
Do it for Mankind.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Dr.Iron Man said...

You should register to all kind of forums and leave a topic with a link to this page.

Just search for "forums" at google, and i bet you will find many.

- Dr. Iron Man

2:30 PM  
Anonymous Martin Bergh said...

LOL What a great website. But 25 million hits, is that even possible. I mean it is a lot and I can not see why that girl should be worth it.
Sure she is pretty but do you really want to do it this way. By the way it should be good to have another picture of the girl, this time with her body too.

2:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha dude. I love you.

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Dr. Iron Man said...

Hi

You should just register to lots of forums at the internet and post a topic where you give a link to your homepage. (and of course a nice pic og your babe)

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Miki said...

This is awesome. I don't see you as a pig, as this is obviously a mutual thing. And I think it's great that you're doing all you can. Good luck!

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are a GENIOUS. this will work. itll work in like 4 months. and carlas hot to. god i cant wait to see thos tittays!

8:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

right there behind you man

10:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

post this site all over 4chan.com in /b/ random. It'll work. Anonymous is always right

11:15 PM  
Anonymous Kjartan said...

Gogo! This is really an epic bet, may you succeed!

12:10 AM  
Anonymous Karen said...

u are so clever!!! good luck :0)

12:18 AM  
Anonymous Boltik said...

James, where can i see how many visitors do you have so far?
And btw, good luck, man, you will really need it.. You lucky bastard you (i'm optimistic, hehe :))

3:47 AM  
Blogger James A. said...

The counter is at the top of the page.... Post here what you want Carla to wear.... ;)

4:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, thats so cool, i whish you much luck!

4:58 AM  
Anonymous Kim said...

Respect!
Btw, I think Carla will be yours after 1 mill hit - fame and exposure turn women on...

5:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps if this site draws enough interest you could convince Carla that this might be a good idea to even earn lots of money with?

Like Kate with her playground.

Oh and Carla... honestly..... what do you really think about this bastard who tells all the world that he's gonna fuck you?

5:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RAD!. U only need 68 400 visitors every day in one year, so good luck. Man, this is awsome!

6:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should try getting this to the frontpage of digg.com

7:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

go get her young fella!

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You will need 6850 hits per day as an average to meet your goal. Good luck.

-Michael Yuke

10:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm.. what if you've got a girlfriend who isnt Carla before those 25 million visitors?

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hotpants and a tight shirt sound good for a pic of carla.

And I have to say a pick of you would help us understand the situation as to what your asking of carla

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

max respect man, im rooting for you all the way.
GOOD LUCK
a question for carla..why twentyfive million, it is quite alot..

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

carla..why twentyfive million...that is actually an enormous amount of people. i think one million is more reasonable

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how hard can she be? are you ugly or something then i'll understand!

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey!

Awesome idea ;)
I suggest you to submit her to girls.break.com, or the break.com mainpage. That will guarantee you a whole big bunch of hits, I bet!

A suggestion for an outfit: I think she'd look HOT in black hotpants and a tiny bra x)

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the site,Love the bet, LOVE THE GOAL!!! Put the link everywhere i can think, its been my away message on AIM for like a week. The way to get more people here is definately to put up more pictures of Carla. She is absolutely gorgeous. (full body shots please)

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha! I think it's just funny, and I think he sees it the same way.

3:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ANONYMOUS IS MANY

WE HOPE YOU SUCCEED

4:39 PM  
Anonymous DonRocco said...

I want her to wear Dreadmist Robes

5:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

crazy shit...love it...told all my friends...they love it too! love you man. By the way - you should quote Shakespeare -

"That he which hath no stomach to this fight,

Let him depart; his passport shall be made

And crowns for convoy put into his purse:

We would not die in that man's company

That fears his fellowship to die with us.

This day is called the feast of Crispian:

He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,

Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,

And rouse him at the name of Crispian.

He that shall live this day, and see old age,

Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,

And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian:'

Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.

And say 'These wounds I had on Crispin's day.'

Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,

But he'll remember with advantages

What feats he did that day: then shall our names.

Familiar in his mouth as household words

Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter ,

Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester ,

Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.

This story shall the good man teach his son;

And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,

From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall be remember'd;

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he to-day that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition:

And gentlemen in England now a-bed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks

That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day."

From Henry V...Reminded me somewhat of your quest...

5:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck.

I'm from Colombia and I will spread the word.

If all goes well, you'll get about 100,000 votes from here.

I want her to wear a thong and a tiny tiny bra. (or Braw)

6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha dude, sorry but this'll never work. 25million in a year? cmon man..be realistic =(
btw..i think u have fucked her already (;

6:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think that Carla or w/e has just won 100 bucks.

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That chicks pretty hot...I'd hit it! I'll do my part to help you out.

9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm Communist Dan and I decree that I will help you achieve your goal of 25 million hits. This can easily be achieved within a month, as I have a strategy that is fool-proof.

In exchange for my assistance, I would also like to have sex with Carla. It's a small price to pay for the celebrity that will accompany this feat.

10:12 PM  
Anonymous Al Bundy said...

I see a problem ahead: If you win this "game" that she's created for you, then 25 million people will want to know "how it went". Know what I mean? You'll be in bed with her, and it will be like 25 million people are outside the door, waiting... while your in there with your freshly-shaved balls, fumbling around with her bra like an idiot...

That's a lot of pressure for a guy - especially one who's having trouble getting laid in the first place. You better get some Viagra. You don't want to finally get called to the plate and not have a bat to swing. Yeah, you better get some V, just in case.

Speaking of which - you ARE going to tell us how it went, aren't you? After all, we helped YOU out. You kind of owe us some locker-room details, once this thing is over. Not that I care or anything.

You know, the more I think about it, the more I don't like it. There's something wrong with this girl. It's not that she's making you jump through hoops, that's not unusual. It's that she wants you to jump through hoops on the World Wide Web. Something strange about this whole arrangement.

MY PREDICTION: You're going to bone her either way, whether you win or lose. But man, look out - because she's going to mess up your head, big time. But, whatever. At least you'll get laid.

10:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a strange child. But also, strangely compelling. I don't know whether to pat you on the back or be disgusted. Either way, you got a hit from me.

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this site made me laugh so hard. god bless the internet.

11:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are awesome. I'll do all I can to help.

Good luck,
U of A Guy

11:26 PM  
Anonymous Andrè said...

You are my hero!!!!

*Boy from Norway*

12:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe that such an attractive woman would consent, let alone initiate this kind of bet....
or at least not be making the bet with me!
Carla, sexy sexy woman, you don't want him, he's mot worth it, I'm a nice guy...with an Australian accent

12:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sir are my new hero. I don't know much about getting 25 million hits, but I'll tell everyone I know to help you out.

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So my idea is this, why not have a picture of this young lady...and have her clothes digitally start to disappear as the hits come in...will sort of provide incentive. So as you close in on your goal, a naked carla starts to emerge.

12:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hit up GameFAQs, YTMND and TuckerMax.

12:51 AM  
Anonymous James McGrath said...

James,

Hey man i found out about your site thru college humor. I'm gonna post a bulletin for your site on myspace for you. I'm saw this site and as a fellow man i'm rooting for you. I don't care about seeing Carla's boobs, i got a girlfriend, i'm just gonna help out so that you can get some fine ass man, gotta help a bro out.

Well good luck man, but think about it. She obviously wants you too, she just doing this to test you, to see how far you'll go to be with her, even if you don't get 25 million hits, i garuntee she's still gonna screw your brains out.

Good luck!!!!!

-James McGrath

12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck!

1:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She'll sleep with you regardless, don't worry! And GAAAAWD!!! SHE'S HOT!"!"!""""

1:25 AM  
Anonymous Richard. said...

You are spending all this time trying to get hits just to sleep with her. Buddy go woo her.. buy her flowers.. take her out.. write her a poem.. do something romantic.. What I am trying to say is you would have probably gotten alot further by now then trying to peddle her boobies to the internet.. Although intriguing and amusing.

1:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do I get the funny feeling that Carla = the guy who created the website? And he took the photo's off of some other website?

Sorry to be a killjoy, but until I see pictures of her not wearing the same thing, or possibly holding up a sign pic, I'm gonna think BS. But prove me wrong, and I guarantee I will do whatever it takes to make sure you get those 25 million hits.

1:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So where's the hit counter?

1:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice ;D i went for school in 2 hours. when I was back you had 3000 more matches ;D GL

1:39 AM  
Anonymous Danza said...

Haha, good luck man. I'll do what I can to help. It sucks that it's going to take you 25 million wingmen to get you laid, but if that's what you need to bag her, then by all means, go for it. I can't help but wonering though: How enthusiastic will she be in bed after LOSING a bet?

2:53 AM  
Anonymous eba said...

this is cool. judging by how fast the hits are coming, i think she should do full nudity. heh heh.

as for what i would like to see her wear, what abt a sheer dress? that would be sexy.

and goddamnit son, shes hot.

3:20 AM  
Anonymous FragBite.se said...

Keep up the good work man!!

We @Fragbite.se are cheering for you.
We got a link in the forum named "Hjälp Jamie att få sex" meaning "Help Jamie to get laid" with you blogglink

GLHF

//Everyone @ Fragbite

3:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

25 million?! Wow.. The girl obviously doesn't want to have sex with you.

3:36 AM  
Anonymous Shiram said...

this is kinda pathetic, in the sense of what a man has to do to get a girl to spread em..
eh
well i guess you could start a myspace, ask about on all the joke websites..
anothersite.co.uk
kontraband.com
zipperfish.com

hell make an auction or something on ebay??
or maybe send the sotry to a porn magazine/site or whatever

4:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude - You ARE a pig, but all guys (myself included) are pigs! It's our birthright, our heritage, and our destiny. Be proud of what you are and what you are doing and know that you have the full support & admiration of other pigs all over the world!

Carla - You are one impressive (not to mention unbelievably gorgeous!) lady. I hope you don't mind if I do all I can to ensure that you lose the bet.

Cheers,

Buddy from TX

4:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How abbout posting a picture of yourself so we know who this famous guy is??!!

5:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How wounded are you gonna be if she gets a steady boyfriend in 11 months and then can't sleep with you because 'she loves him'?


The Big Dog.

5:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow that has to be the best bet ive ever heard of. Congrats but u should show on the main page how many hits u have id like to know how ur doing

6:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a thought... it seems that this page should be more a story of you and less about seeing Carla’s tits. Don't get me wrong, I like tits as much as anyone, but in my opinion the really intriguing part of your story is the “root for the underdog" mentality.

People want to believe in the chance of hitting it big, your road to success gives men everywhere something to shoot for. (If he can do it, with enough hard work, why can’t I?) The tits are just icing on the cake.

Good luck, I’m rooting for you.

6:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where the Hell is the Hit Counter???

6:54 AM  
Anonymous cobe said...

Clothing suggestion
Carla - if you love the shirt so much (and yes, a clean white shirt goes well with a pretty blonde), I'd like to see you with the shirt tied beneath the soon to be world-famous bust, accompanied with some worn and torn minishorts of jeans. Swedish guys love their blondes, but from this day forward, you will have a special place in my heart. :D

7:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No need for your picture...Carla is a very attractive woman, I don't need to see the man that'll be sleeping with her after all this. But oooh, would I like to see those titties!

7:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happens if Carla sleeps with you before the year is over? It sounds like that's a definite possibility after reading her blog

7:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW, she is amazing!! Good luck man, I am now your loyal follower.

7:13 AM  
Anonymous Donoghue said...

Here is an idea, if you create a code for a myspace blog so people can just click on the link and then be brought to your page then you will have a better shot at more hits. I'll add it to my myspace page on the cover page, i am getting 100-150 hits per day on my site alone @ www.myspace.com/jdonoghue I also send out a bulletin daily where i get a bunch of replys.

So anyway to restate my idea; create a myspace bulletin code that can be copied and pasted to a bulletin and your page hits will take a huge jump.

Donoghue

7:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hm. u got 50.000 hits in a week? :) Well good luck man, but I still hope it won´t end with just sex, cause I think you guys got more feelings for each others that you might think ;)

anyway, keep it up man!

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love this idea! :)

R2K

7:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll add the link to my LJ (not many viewers but it's something)

I'll throw it into a bulletin on Myspace too for ya.

GOOD LUCK man!

Jonny

PS: Carla, you're gorgeous, Jimmy's got fantastic taste

7:34 AM  
Anonymous Omar Chaudry said...

Wow... this site was definitely a good idea for the bet. The lighting in the pictures is really good and professional, so it made me wonder about the authenticity of this whole venture. But I can't think of any other possible reason for this site. So I'll spread the word... gotta watch out for your fellow man \o/

7:49 AM  
Anonymous Dr. Iron Man said...

This'll work man. You only need 70 000 hits per day. And today you have already got more than 30 (and the day isn't over yet). The number of hits will increase every day. I'll bet in a week you'll get 100 000 hits per day. If you make it to 100 000 per day, you can relax. She is going to bed with you within a year.

7:52 AM  
Anonymous The doctor again said...

You should set another goal at 1 000 000 or something. Like another picture, or a move or something. This will make poeple wanna share the adress.

Keep coming with stories an pics. ;)

8:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I deem this a worthy cause.... I'll start a good ol myspace chain bulletin. I'll tell if they don't pass it along their grandma with die or something

8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's no longer about the sex....well it is...but it's one of those things, where ya start it, you gotta finish it. I can't say for sure, but I'd place a $100 bet that those two will end up together regardless of the outcome.

8:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is it page loads or only new visitors? cause it it's the first I can click refresh a ton of times for ya...

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great quest your on :)

But what happens if you end up dating within that year?

8:43 AM  
Blogger Boss Stewie said...

Will mention you on my blog dude

8:51 AM  
Anonymous Jake said...

Did anyone read her post? She's a dam sweetheart! She replied to my e-mail promising that she'll go through with the topless photo. I doubted it at first, but after reading her post I think we'll all be in for a treat. James, I salute you! Carla, may your godess-like beauty bring happiness to so many of us (hopefully 25million).

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like you're a little behind schedule. You're gonna need 3000 hits an hour or more to secure this one. We'll do our part.

8:56 AM  
Anonymous PieceOfSex said...

Do her...

Do her now...

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

James...you are my hero. stay strong, reach for the goal...

9:10 AM  
Blogger ecuz77 said...

Dude, I don't think it's gonna take 25 million hits to get this girl in bed, you made her famous, girls LOVE that! My bet is she lasts 2 weeks. But, unfortunately for us, it's gonna take that many hits for us to see the goods, so, for that, I will tell ALL my friends!

For All mankind!

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, this is an amazing deal you've got yourself into! The link for your page is floating around facebook everywhere through some groups.

Good Luck man!

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

doing the math (roughly 7 new veiwers every 5 sec. ) at this pace, it will take you 202 more days to reach 25 mill. good luck.

9:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a king of men, sir. Now go forth and get LAID!

Also: check out TuckerMax.com and see if you can be part of his link exchange. It might work; he gets a lot of traffic these days.

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys realize that the site count is based on cookies and if you delete your cookies everytime you load up the page it'll count you as a unique visit increasing this guy's chances of getting laid.

9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Carla take it up the butt??

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

with the amount of hits you're looking to get I recommend you sign up for google ad sense and make soem money while you're at it

10:09 AM  
Blogger M said...

I just asked everyone I know to help you out with your goal man. I wish all the best! I also link you up in my site too. Good luck!

10:11 AM  
Anonymous pat said...

best of luck man, i feel for ya. i would like to see carla in a jean skirt that's open at the fly and slightly down showing her panties, and then a really hot red bra on top.

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A great site, funny as hell too. I hope the best for your quest "behalf of men everywhere" (yeah, rigth). And I'm guessing you'll make too 'cause what's amaizing is that the site reached me in 8 days. I live in Helsinki, Finland. I heared about this from a friend and it figures the fame has spread through all of Europe by now and you still have 348 days. And Carla IS hot as mentioned before. I'm still hoping this isn't a scam, though... You can never be sure these days. -Otso

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope this will become history one day =)) Ah the Internets, it's such a nice world after all.
*BOOOY FROM SWEDEN*

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

25 mill is a lot, you should re-negotiate the terms.

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

68000 hits, nice. :P
when did you put this blog up? anyway, good luck man.

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carla
James must really want you. But the rest of us do to so give the man a shot.

And to James
good luck bro

10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Listen to this y'all: Jurassic 5 - Thin Line. Sex with friends can bee rewarding, though...

10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude, you're doing great work but Carla needs to get more credit for being so smoking hot, good luck to both of you on this unstanding journey!

10:52 AM  
Blogger Devon Legrion said...

Hey man, i wish you the best of luck and if you can keep this up i'm sure this blog will be famous one day ;) I'll do as much as i can tog et support for you and i hope you'll respond to my email :P Which i sent many hours ago ^^

Good luck!

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you made college humor.

11:15 AM  
Anonymous What? said...

Fuck that, it's not worth it. She maybe hot, but waiting a year!? In that time I could get 3-4 equally or more hot girls and screw them.

Tell her that she's pathetic for not giving you sex straight away, and instead is being immature, and is playing a lame game.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous What? said...

You'd better post my comment.

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, she's a right trophy - saving her precious self to a guy exposing himself (as well as her) in every sense of the word. I wonder why both you and her think of this as the level of achievement required to get down and dirty. I thought it was all about caring, having a mutual attraction, being interested in doing as much good as possible for that other special person. In stead it's turned into some kind of game - a show with 25 million guys watching.
Your parents must be so proud of you.
Oh, and btw - I'd say she probably gives in for a lot less
effort to a guy she's genuinely interested in. And - what if she meets such a guy before you reach the designated target audience? Is she then contractually obliged to perform her end of the deal - and how sweet do you imagine that scenario will be...?

11:41 AM  
Blogger Devon Legrion said...

To all the flamers ( not that you will read this, but anyway )

Just let them have their damn fun. They made a bet, they both agreed. They both find it fun. Why the hell do you care about the moral aspect. Personally, i fail to see the immoral aspect of this. People have sex without love every single day. And i'm sure you have as well.

If you don't like what he's doing, i suggest you close the page and not come back, you're only helping him like this anyway ;)

Again, i wish the guy good luck ;) Although i must agree that 25 million within 1 year is a bit...challanging.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

for IE tools>internet options>privacy>bar all the way up (block all cookies)>click refresh and let page fully load, think that will work for anyone as bored as I am

11:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One small step for a man, one giant pelvic thrust for mankind


Give'er a push for me, dude

Big T

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is sweet! i just hope i get a piece of a girl like that someday! :) Good luck man.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo

gotta help a brotha get with a hot chick like that

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he who waits for something good,never waits too long!
a swedish saying...
from all of the swedish men...GOOD LUCK!

anders from sweden

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

25 million IS a lot, but a woman like that is worth a billion, good luck!

B

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

way to go, dude!

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BOOYAKASHA!!! Bigups to da fit bitch. me hopes yous gets in da sack. RESPECK!

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Jimmy said...

Holy crap dude...that is one of the hottest women I have ever seen. She is movie star hot. I really hope you make it. What a great bet. I wish I had a friend that was that hot that I could make a bet like this with. Well done and good luck.

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is so fucking sick. I can't believe this girl has so little self-esteem and self-respect that she'd sleep with a pig like you who's willing to show off her body to millions of strangers instead of cherishing it for himself, and that she'd actually put nude pictures of herself on the internet for the sake of a bet. For the sake of attention, more likely. What's the matter, did Daddy walk out, not show her enough affection? Whatever the reason is, it's pitiful.

I'm sorry I came to this site and assisted you on your way towards this goal without realizing what exactly was going on. Good luck to both of you, you deserve each other. I just hope your liason doesn't pollute the gene pool with a kid as gormless, pathetic and desperate for approval and attention as the two of you so obviously are.

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck with this, best idea ever!

I've reloaded to see how many hits you are getting and with reloads every 15-20 seconds, it seems you are getting 100+ each time or something like that. Nice work indeed.

But I think we need a reward every 100,000 to keep us going. (Sorry if it's already been requested once...)

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Steve said...

I think you need to put a picture of yourself up on the site because I dont want to support this site if you're ugly. I don't want to have this poor girl regret having sex with an ugly person.

1:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear James

Idea, How about seeling tee shirts rather then ad space to make some money for the site. I know on every college campuse theres atleast a dozen guys that would happily wear to a party a shirt that simply stated "HELP ME GET SEX" or something along those lines. Lets keep the picts of calra coming, and a picture of you might be a good idea to, if you lose (not likely) atleast youly have your face associated with simpathy from all the female veiwers of the site.

K.J. Hardy
Khardy@publictheater.org

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe you should try to get linked to on www.ehowa.com. Ernie has quite a large following of people that is sure to make the counter jump up a few thousand hits. It would be best if you didn't annoy him though or you would never get linked.

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it's not the right way to get a girl to have sex with you, but I think it is the funniest way... :-)

1:41 PM  
Anonymous urbanized said...

Shit!
Over 100 000 visitors now.
Carla! Warm up!

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

put up your digg link http://digg.com/links/Blogger_needs_your_hits_to_get_laid

2:25 PM  
Blogger Sosity said...

So I was gonna leave a comment as soon as you reached 100,000 (yeah, I kept hitting refresh cause I'm bored like that). But damn, 110,000 now? Keep it up, man, and I for one am gonna help spread the word on this glorious endeavor.

2:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Visitors to the blog should be rewarded at various points along the path to 25mi. i.e. at 1mil, 5mil, and 10mil hits post pics with exceedingly fewer clothes.

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just watched the counter for a few minutes and it was moving at about 240 every minute. At that rate, this should be all wrapped up (no pun intended) in 70+ days. Keep up the good work men (and women).

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get r done braaah

3:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol good work

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Pedro said...

Wow,your really determined to get laid,quite admirable really.

Well i put the site on my msn name so people will read it,like to know im doing my part and helping out!Good luck!

3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck

3:40 PM  
Anonymous Bobby Miller said...

someone below me posted this great idea:

''So my idea is this, why not have a picture of this young lady...and have her clothes digitally start to disappear as the hits come in...will sort of provide incentive. So as you close in on your goal, a naked carla starts to emerge.''

the problem is you have to get her to agree to pose topless before the end so that you can have the clothes disappear. I still think its a great idea.

ASK HER!

3:44 PM  
Anonymous bimdeman said...

I've got the link in my MSN display name.
I'll start posting it around some forums and shit tomorrow.

4:06 PM  
Blogger RustyBurrito said...

Wow there's so many hit's today! You will be getting laid in no time ;)

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://groups.myspace.com/helpmegetsex

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, get some links on http://gorillamask.net/ and http://www.thephatphree.com/

4:39 PM  
Blogger N8 said...

hahaha im speechless, i guess you grew up from that little innocent boy down the street.. sad part is you still can't get laid on your own.

miss ya buddy... good luck with this, ill send it to all my frat brothers n post it on facebook and myspace for you.

i know whenever u set ur mind to it u can do it... u just need to stop thinking with the wrong head.

- Nate, from Bethlehem.. never forget where u came from

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo this is a great site
glads i could help with u getting laid bro

5:10 PM  
Blogger Kyle said...

dude, i put it on myspace, in my AIM profile and everything
good luck getting laid
glad i can help u man
i know u will help me if im ever desprate

5:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that this site is taking off, I say the stakes should be raised a little bit. Lady Carla has agreed to appear topless on this site and to sleep with Jimmy, if 24 million hits are accomplished within a year. Jimmy has agree to pay Carla $100, otherwise.

The thing is, though titties sound really nice and I definetly want to see them, I am admittedly an assman and would like to see that sweet derriere, as well.

So, how about the stakes get raised. Its one thing to have 24 million people visit your website (quite an accomplishment!!), but its another to get so many people talking about it. I'll let both of you decide exactly what is appropriate, but if you were to raise the stakes, make it have to do with the number of places the site has been mentioned or linked, or perhaps achieving some sort of prolific celebrity status by appearing on a talk show or in a magazine or something.

Just giving ideas people. I wanna see her ass, what can I say? And of course, you deserve to get laid, brother Jimmy.

Vice out,

- Pat. (ridetheapocalypse@gmail.com)

5:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all about the cookies, gents.

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, this is the best website ever.

6:16 PM  
Anonymous Dylan York said...

You got my support, homey.

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rock on dude shes hot i want to see her tits get those hits whooooooo hooooooooooo

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are the moral implications of using a program that would refresh the page automatically, because if you got one hit every second, it would take 289 days, but I really would like to see you and carla get together, It only seems fair.

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL this is just funny

7:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you got collegehumor.com helping you out.

7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck her for me James! Fuck her for me!

7:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need to try to get on gorillamask.net

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A suggestion to get some major hits:

Message Boards.

Particularly, message boards that lots of guys hang out at. Such as Football message boards. That's actually how I found the site.

There's lots of NFL boards. Some services such as Scout.com actually have huge networks with all kinds of College and NFL football message boards.

Find a clever way to get your link on boards without it being *perverted* or *distasteful*. Some NFL boards and College Football boards see A LOT of traffic from A LOT of guys.

Best of all, it's FREE! Just put in the effort, and it's free publicity for you.

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all you guys getting mad over this are way too uptight. so what if they have sex before it hits 25 mil? good for him, good for her, and good for mankind that two people found each other. and if they dont have sex? oh well, that's how life goes... but try to tell me you didn't get a kick out of this the first time you saw it? it's a hilarious idea before you start thinking way too much. just see it as a joke, and a friendly bet, and let's see if we can get it up to the 25 mil.



plus, more tits on the internet can't hurt.

7:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell yes, I'll support that.

8:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

um why don't you just make sure to refresh the page 25 million times before next year?

Otherwise, I'm really curious what you look like and what area of the country you live in. I understand wanting to sleep with her, but there are more than 25 million other girls that look like her that would probably sleep with you. If this girl is so special why not try and go out with her instead of bang her and throw her boobs up online for me to look at?

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Cait said...

Let's see a picture of you jamie! Are you hot?

8:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude, this has to be one of the coolest things I have ever seen in my whole life. My goodness, to think that you'd go through all this just for sex? But then again dude you're probably enjoying yourself, this has to be one of the most awesome courtships ever because everyone can get involved!!! :D

and Carla, this must be quite interesting for you, but I'm sorry you may just end up having some wild crazy sex :P. I know you play coy but I bet you want it, especially with all this happening, oh it's going to be a crazy year indeed and I'll be surprised if you don't start sneaking in a little hooking up on the side behind our backs. Just try not to think about all the incredible sensations you'll be put through. Because if you actually did take pleasure in the thought of having wild hot passionate animal sex then you might be the one to break the deal first!

much love, and I look foreward to seeing your breasts Carla.

...what can I say, I'm honest :P

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i must say that i'm thoroughly amazed at how articulate you are despite the raging hormones coursing through your body...right on!

9:11 PM  
Anonymous VoV said...

Throughout the course of human history, great breakthroughs have come from century to century; fire, the wheel, agriculture, perhaps antiseptics. I think every person on earth can appreciate the fact that we all bear witness to this creative spark now, right here on the internet. Thank you sir, thank you madam, and may this spirit of ingenuity carry us through the next 5,000 years of human history!

9:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is cute. good luck.

9:13 PM  
Anonymous Merovingian said...

lets say that you get 1 hit per Second... so 25000000 Seconds

aprox 290 days :P

still works ;)

Good luck!!

9:35 PM  
Anonymous JR said...

sir, i can truly say that you are a genius among men. only a true man of brains and skill could even THINK about doing this. ill post the link on my myspace and my LJ. dont worry. thisll prolly have 25 mil before the end of the summer.

oh yea and one more thing... i hate you for being allowed to lay this beautiful woman. that is all.

9:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

may the force be with you. by the way, it should take about 4.5 years to reach 25 million hits at the current rate.

she should at least give you oral sex for the effort and getting this far.

9:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try to get on howard stern's show ;)

9:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Well, obviously you two have a great friendship and respect one another tremendously. I mean, one of you has to avoid sex by requesting an improbable amount of hits, and the other has to attempt sex by advertising great "tittays" on a thousand forums and websites. I'm sure you'll find sex with each other to be an utterly fulfilling experience.

10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you anonymous that said something about a refresher, haha goodluck considering the counter shows the number of unique visitors. :R
*FAT*

10:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we saw the pic of carla lets see one of u topless jamie id wank it to u so would my fellow homosexuals

10:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good luck in your carnal pursuits

10:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe this! Okay, no big problem with the whole "25 million hits and I'll give it up" strategy (after all, it's assumed a guy needs to jump through hoops in order to get laid)... but the whole posting of boobies is just whore-ish. I hope you get your 25 million hits, and you f**k that stupid twat in the ass, so she feels the pain of her whoredom. Then, you know what the cum dripping down her legs is? Her painful whoredom. Dripping down her legs. From her ass. Of whoreish pain.

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This just makes me speachless...it's GREAT!! i think it's not only going to be the best college story, but it is simply hilarious. i also love the fact that carla is having just as much fun as jamie :-) with the whole thing. Good luck (to both of you) on getting some sex!!

*girl from WSU!*

11:04 PM  
Anonymous Howell said...

Dude, Props to you...and a splash of about 10 cool points for originality! I'm in.

11:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. That woman is definately worth a (potentially) year long investment of time, energy, and reaching. Good luck brother. Carla you are slammin'

12:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dogg what do you look like?

12:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amazing!! I just can't wait for this to happen. I think you should list www.alldumb.com, and gorillamask.net as other potential linkers to this site. Keep on truckin' !!!

12:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are a dream guy. every girl wants a guy this dedicated to her. seriously, you deserve it. you will have your pretty lady.

we've seen carla... how about some of you now buddy?

12:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carla, rock on, girl. This is absolutely hilarious. I can only hope that one day some guy will go through so much trouble to sleep with me. It's cute. You must be doing something right.

Good luck Jimmy.

-Jocelyn

12:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dutch people are helping, too ;)

http://ocs.pointclark.net/help_me_get_sex

1:41 AM  
Anonymous BRANDON!!! said...

DOOD GET IT FUCKING DONE, POSTING ON MY SPACE AND MASS EMAILING!!! YOU ROCK


Brandon In Alaska

1:45 AM  
Anonymous Sam Corser said...

If you get 50 million, can I sleep with her too?

1:55 AM  
Blogger Devon Legrion said...

Number of unique visits everyday

1,784 -day 1
1,779 -day 2
1,357 -day 3
3,020 -day 4
2,551 -day 5
2,552 -day 6
7,552 -day 7
106,957 -day 8

Yesterday you had more 5 times more visits in 1 day then you had in an entire week before, i think this site is getting more renowned :-P

1:57 AM  
Anonymous Rob said...

155 Comments? Pussies. I Hope that a man in need such as this gets better suppor than he has been. If he hasn't received the correct amount of hits after the first week, then what the fuck are we doing here? All my e-mail list will get the link, plus everyone I know on My Space. I hope you make it!!!!!!!

2:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude your the Man.... I will tell everyone in PICKERING i know and yea shes sexy as hell... I think I may have to borrow your idea to pick up chicks cause this may work 4 yea

3:39 AM  
Blogger shawtime said...

Hey bud, I just sent out a bulletin on my Myspace profile, I hope that you get yours.

Shawtime

4:15 AM  
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4:16 AM  
Anonymous DAZL said...

you made it to www.flabber.nl which garanties for several thousand hits :D

some flabber visitor

4:36 AM  
Anonymous Premier said...

I don't know why I'm helping you cuz it's just as easy to get ass any other way. Just get her drunk when she's mad at her boyfrend and play the role of a comforting friend. She'll forget all about this bet...

5:23 AM  
Anonymous JP said...

dude! ur there!
give us an update! whats the latest on the numbers!?

7:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

common fellas.. keep it goin jimmy.. brilliant idea.. 25 aint that harsh in a year.. u probably would fix it in 6 -8 months then u got plenty off time for to deside the best pic ;)

3:47 PM  
Anonymous MR said...

Damn thats a sexy woman. Video tape the action and post it on here.

YEAH YOU ARE GETTING LAID!

4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didnt go through and read all 188 posts, so if someone already suggested this... whatever... but the counter is based on cookies... everyone just go in and delete their cookies, and they can be a new 'unique visitor...' basically, it would be pretty damn easy to help boost the hits...

9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry for her parents. Sorry also because now I didn't see her picture of which I was really curious. Meaning is she really so extremely pretty and attractive. I believe so! Take care, man.

-Janne from Finland

7:40 AM  
Anonymous cobe said...

Hey man.

Any news on the condition of Carla's family? Sucks that such a bad thing happens just as a good thing is taking off... All my best wishes go out to her and hers.

12:58 PM  
Anonymous b said...

this site is as sad as it is passionate, you will never make the 25 mill, but have a drink with her, she likes you anyway dude. throw it all out and you win her heart for sure!!! else it is just her bad...peace and good luck from b (amsterdam)

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My condolences to Carla's family. I have had to deal with car accidents in the family as well. Don't take this the wrong way, but the best thing to do is continue on with your life and not let it effect you much. Calling off the bet is understandable, but brooding over what has happened with just make it hurt more.

On a lighter note, you have made it on to Phantasy Tour. I was expecting the hippies to be behind you, but apparently they think you are "Lame".

11:10 PM  
Blogger Zealuu said...

I suppose I'll .. Syndicate.

This is also vaguely familiar of the http://helpwinthisbet.com/ thing.

Maybe you and Dan should start a foundation for men who get sex through bets involving the internet.

People finding this lame needs to grow a sense of humour. Of course it's lame, that's what makes it funny and worth spreading.

6:09 AM  

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